Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tahi lalat

Dia : Awak, jawab teka-teki ni. Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang ada tahi lalat?

Aku : Mi bandung Muar?

Dia : Salah.

Aku : Mi Jaafar Onn?

Dia : Salah.

Aku : Minami?

Dia : Salah jugak.

Aku : Mimi Suhaiza?

Dia : Salah jugak.

Aku : Ming-ming juga, wonderpets datang membantu?

Dia : Salah la!

Aku : Hish...abis, apa jawapannya?

Dia : Mila~


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Sebenarnya, bila cakap tahi lalat, aku teringat Sharifah Aini. Merepek pula Sharifah Aini tukar jadi Sharifah Ai-MI.



Lepas tu terus aku menyanyi lagu Hapuslah Air Matamu. Peh, gila syahdu.

Yang lelaki, pandang tahi lalat sudah. Yang pandang tempat lain siapa suruh?


***

Aku SMS Mila.



Mila cakap,

" Itu bukan tahi lalat la Sani, itu tahi semot..."



Awak jahat! Itu bukan tahi lalat la, awak. Mila sendiri cakap tau. Ganti balik kredit. Namposen tau abis.



* Kenapa aku tulis macam manja manja gedik? Aku baca balik pun aku meluat dekat diri sendiri. Macam celaka.

19 comments:

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